contingencyhf:   The need for a parent to lull us to sleep is

contingencyhf: The need for a parent to lull us to sleep is

Do you remember that story from a few years ago about a high

Do you remember that story from a few years ago about a high

*maybe sometimes having sex with your sister in your parents

*maybe sometimes having sex with your sister in your parents

Sorry to tell you this, son …

Sorry to tell you this, son …

andy-lee:  getstooobsessed: “Mommy, they are just like me.” 

andy-lee: getstooobsessed: “Mommy, they are just like me.” 

Parents teaching daughter?  Or mom teaching son and daughter? 

Parents teaching daughter?  Or mom teaching son and daughter? 

I loved summers. As soon as Dad was off to work, I’d race

I loved summers. As soon as Dad was off to work, I’d race

My parents were weird. Punishments were a formal occasion. We

My parents were weird. Punishments were a formal occasion. We

I knew my parents had a unusual relationship. I’d often

I knew my parents had a unusual relationship. I’d often

After my parents died, I got custody of my ten years younger

After my parents died, I got custody of my ten years younger

I woke up and stretched. Today was the first day of my parents’

I woke up and stretched. Today was the first day of my parents’

It’s nice when my evening snack can double as helping my

It’s nice when my evening snack can double as helping my

I thought the “birds and bees” talk was embarrassing

I thought the “birds and bees” talk was embarrassing

If I catch my son/daughter smoking weed

If I catch my son/daughter smoking weed

thankyouforleaving:  [Image: The genderqueer flag. Top to bottom

thankyouforleaving: [Image: The genderqueer flag. Top to bottom

f-bus: Dad’s musky odor was in the sheets and the pillows.

f-bus: Dad’s musky odor was in the sheets and the pillows.

falloutboys:  If you pray, do not pray for Mr and Mrs Alcorn.

falloutboys: If you pray, do not pray for Mr and Mrs Alcorn.

son-of-a-namek:  FMA WEEK 2015: DAY 7 ► Journey“I found

son-of-a-namek: FMA WEEK 2015: DAY 7 ► Journey“I found

brain-food:  Jeffrey Brown had one of the biggest hits of his

brain-food: Jeffrey Brown had one of the biggest hits of his

farisaki:  Fugo is my son, please, love Fugo

farisaki: Fugo is my son, please, love Fugo

7 Things I Wish Parents Would Stop Teaching Their Children:

7 Things I Wish Parents Would Stop Teaching Their Children:

Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing son

Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing son

I helped my (best?) friend Fran out today, looking after her

I helped my (best?) friend Fran out today, looking after her

Would You RatherPierce your nose or your tongue? - noseDrink

Would You RatherPierce your nose or your tongue? - noseDrink

Heartbreaking Moment Parents Disown Their Gay Son [ Full Video]

Heartbreaking Moment Parents Disown Their Gay Son [ Full Video]

Heartbreaking Moment Parents Disown Their Gay Son [ Full Video]

Heartbreaking Moment Parents Disown Their Gay Son [ Full Video]

shortie-levi:  So I heard that it was my little pervert’s birthday

shortie-levi: So I heard that it was my little pervert’s birthday

realtransfacts:  Fact #156: You weren’t born to be your parents’

realtransfacts: Fact #156: You weren’t born to be your parents’

thegoddess-afrodite:  captioned-vines:  meechonmars:  Coming

thegoddess-afrodite: captioned-vines: meechonmars: Coming

thegoddess-afrodite:  captioned-vines:  meechonmars:  Coming

thegoddess-afrodite: captioned-vines: meechonmars: Coming

thegoddess-afrodite:  captioned-vines:  meechonmars:  Coming

thegoddess-afrodite: captioned-vines: meechonmars: Coming

thegoddess-afrodite:  captioned-vines:  meechonmars:  Coming

thegoddess-afrodite: captioned-vines: meechonmars: Coming

grumpysalmon:  to my beautiful son, i leave this picture of a

grumpysalmon: to my beautiful son, i leave this picture of a

thegoddess-afrodite:  captioned-vines:  meechonmars:  Coming

thegoddess-afrodite: captioned-vines: meechonmars: Coming

overtextposts:  *me as a parent* son: I got an A on my exam me:

overtextposts: *me as a parent* son: I got an A on my exam me:

dirtylittledamsel:  when my parents introduce me to new people

dirtylittledamsel: when my parents introduce me to new people